Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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