I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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