how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
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