Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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