You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
