we're blogging at a bar
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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