we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I think your dad took our porno
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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