yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
My vagina just recognized that song.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
