i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
someone owes me an orgasm
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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