She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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