We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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