I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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