Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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