I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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