I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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