I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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