My nipple is on Facebook.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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