I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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