Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I still have a little drunk in my system
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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