btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
