better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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