FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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