my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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