So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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