i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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