Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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