Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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