mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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