sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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