real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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