It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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