do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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