That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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