i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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