Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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