I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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