i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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