He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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