the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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