I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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