Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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