I hate all girls vehemently.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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