literally had 100 drinks last night.
I will die if light touches me.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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