Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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