Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
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Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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