I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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