Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i was born a porn star she said
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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