Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.