I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
