Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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