Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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