No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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