youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
When did angry sex become our thing?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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