Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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