: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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