i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I wish I only lived at night.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
