so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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