Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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