once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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